Koumpounaphobian President: Richard Makner
Koumpounaphobian CEO (vice president): Benny Vicus
Koumpounaphobian Negotiator: Marcus Brenner
Koumpounaphobian Battle Advisor: Nicholas Droply (In Kelevar)
Koumpounophobian Head of Public Relations: Steve Buscemi (comatose in Stranger's Bar)
Wanted for crimes against the people of Koumpounophobia: James Newburn (In Kelevar)