If we must choose between peace and righteousness, I choose righteousness. - Theodore Roosevelt

"The United Socialist States of Soviet Klaec is a very large, safe nation, -snip-, The government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, criminals are thrown to the Grizzly Bears to repay their debt to society, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Soviet Klaec in search of Grizzly Bears, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle."